Feast your eyes for a moment on this guy:

Only for a moment. Only if you can stand it. Ok, done?
Looks like a typical American drunktard, ne? Well two thumbs up for that guy, because he’s one of the biggest actors in Japan. NFW, you say? WTF, you say? Yea no kidding. He’s done ziplock, Nokia, and even music videos. While not as rich as say, Brad Pitt, he ain’t doing too shabby.
Dear God, why.
Japanese have an American fetish, an obsession with all things blonde and blue eyed. My first time here I was followed around by photographers, I kid you not. And I was weighing in at a chunky 163 at that point, looking nothing like Britney Spears, but they seriously dont care what you look like as long as you are fair skinned California looking girl (or guy). So that brings me to my next exciting career endeavor: Modeling in Japan. I sent some pictures to some agencies here yesterday (big agencies, not shittay places that do smut films) and I got responses in the same day, asking me to come in for interview. Shall I shave off another five pounds before going? Hmmmm…..
Current weight: 67kg – 149 lbs and counting(down!)